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Ansab do monkeys dangle from your'e moustache? or do they swing rythmicly like acrobats on a trapeeze?have you ever considered visiting a circus to discuss youre moustachio monkey swingers or are you to afraid to discuss youre thoughts with the circus doctor.
Good bye baw jaws

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The first little brother I've ever adopted.

— Mykola Bilokonsky

I don't exactly understand Ansab. But I guess that that is understandable. I mean, after all, he is the disembodied head of a panda.

— Yuriy Bilokonsky

When you became a Bilokonsky all of your debts were annulled by the state.

Seriously. We made a deal.

— Yuriy Bilokonsky

Congratulations on becoming a short term Bilokonsky - but you owe me 60 cents for the Mountain Dew.

— indecent

Hi Ansab, I love your articles and, guess what....... I saw a zebra with my own two eyes, ha!

— Tim.

In addition, I take it upon myself to clarify a certain topic that has caused many of you sleepless nights in worried contemplation.

Ansab is infact the god of all that is seen and unseen, that is and that has been. He most often takes the form of a panda as he believes them to be the prize of his creations, a pure symbol of perfection, and the only divine substance.

I will not reveal how I have aquired this information because it is unfathomable by those considered sane but further updates may be available as time progresses.

— Mike V.

Ansab, my friend, companion, partner in thinkersclub crime, show me the pathway to greatest and together we shall conquer all.

— Mike V.

Ansab is god and should be treated accordingly. He's also a very pretty panda and proves to us that there is nothing wrong with having some of the highest 'sex' and 'man' tags together in Newsvine.

— Robbie Lawrence

Ansab: hottest. panda. ever.

— Calvin Tang

All urban legends originate with Ansab. Your neighbor's wife's 2nd cousin's best friend? That would be him.

— Lis

Ansab is a figment of my imagination.

— Adam Hobson

Prolific, my ass. I've been sitting here 20 minutes already, and no new posts. OY. Keep turning out the good work, Ansab.

— Nycam

Ansab frightens me. His life is a whirlwind of pygmie hookers, crack rocks and bootleg Wayne Newton CDs. In his spare time he runs the East Compton Culinary Academy of Poodle Preparation. He wears a monocle - in both eyes! He must be stopped.

— Walt D

I've never actually met Ansab, but he is a friend of a friend and I know this much of him:

He's awesome
He's ADHD
He totally beat me and Maaz on the SAT
He writes excellent, if not a little over-the-top, satire
He seeds at a phenomenal rate

— Greg Plancich

I wish I was a quarter as cool as Ansab.

— Edward Sebastian

Never heard of him,I've only read one comment of his and here I am. He's my best friend.

— winsomecowboy

That's. . .a lot of Odd News. . .

— JoshSpazJosh

Its amazing all of the different news sources you use. Its also amazing how many goofy things happen daily that i would not know about without your posts.

— Rimuladas

His amassed collection of news oddities is what the Louvre is to fine art.

— M. Remmers

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